elizabethsyson:

this is the writing equivalent of checking the fridge, walking away, and coming back to see if it’s spawned a better snack while you weren’t looking

thethirdamell:

Me, opening my own story: I wonder if the author’s updated yet

lestebanter:

If you told me 5 years ago that I would be watching a Formula 1 driver shave his head on twitch during quarantine in 2020 I would’ve laughed in your face.

galactic-polywag:

acrowandaboy:

Oh, to be a handsome young navy man in 1930 with curly hair and dirt on my nose on my break from hauling cargo from the shipyard, reading a Little Blue Book titled Homosexual Life that I bought for 5¢, pretending not to notice the banker’s son eyeing me in a truly sinful way.

Some of these are getting so specific that I’m not convinced y’all ain’t just describing your past lives in some weird missed connections faux tumblr meme