mother-entropy:

sevdrag:

look does anyone else make a frozen pizza knowing you’re going to eat every last calorie this specific evening but you’ll pretend that isn’t the case

i make a frozen pizza knowing i am going to eat every last calorie this specific evening, but i skip the “pretend that isn’t the case” step. i know what i’m about. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

I buy frozen pizzas that are the right size for me to eat ll of?