copperbadge:

auressea:

crazydreamer6:

lyricwritesprose:

prince-atom:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

peppylilspitfuck:

cute-pet-animals-aww:

This is how my friend found the cat in the bathroom

Always hang your cat up to dry after a bath.

WHAT ARE CATS

CLEARLY NON-NEWTONIAN SEMI-SOLIDS

the cat is just like, “this may have been, in some form or fashion, something resembling a mistake”

Non-MEWtonian

@copperbadge look! 2 of your favourite things! Puns about Cats. I’m imagining Polk up there… with Deebs staring, transfixed. Alternately, Deebs is plotting how to knock Polk into the bath.

This is 100% going to happen to one of them sooner or later – both of them like to get on top of the folding door next to the shower curtain and put their front paws on the rod to peer in at me. And when they do I will think of Non Mewtonian and I will lol.