Last one for the night:
Are communion wafers the same as flaming hot corn chips to demons?
Aziraphale: My dear what the fuck
Crowley eating communion wafers causing literal sparks in his mouth: I just like how it makes my mouth tingle
Depends on what denomination the communion wafers are.
Catholic: instant death
Lutheran: ghost pepper flavored crisp
Presbyterian: Takis
Baptist: slightly salty cracker