friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:
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thats just how spaniards be
hey lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear
the monumental ugliness of El Hechizado always astonishes me
The Hapsburg’s were a unique bunch weren’t they
His family tree was a fucking Christmas wreath.
In case you wanted to know what his coroner thought of him.
That ain’t a family tree, that’s a family tumbleweed.
Every line of the wikipedia article is just a roast disguised as relevant information
The thing that I think about is that the portrait painter might have been doing their best to make Charles look good