carnival-phantasm:

supreme-leader-stoat:

nobodys-favorite-machinist:

nunyabizni:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

whittneydoll:

neeetsocks:

tilthat:

TIL that Spain had a king who was so malformed due to incest that he couldn’t close his mouth and ended up destroying his entire dynasty

via ift.tt

thats just how spaniards be

hey lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear

the monumental ugliness of El Hechizado always astonishes me

The Hapsburg’s were a unique bunch weren’t they

His family tree was a fucking Christmas wreath.

In case you wanted to know what his coroner thought of him.

That ain’t a family tree, that’s a family tumbleweed.

Every line of the wikipedia article is just a roast disguised as relevant information

The thing that I think about is that the portrait painter might have been doing their best to make Charles look good