copperbadge:

erydumaenhir:

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

I named a file “challah challah get dollah” once.

Those were the best papers to get as a grad student. I had one where I actually emailed the student and was like “The ideas you’re throwing out there in this paper are great but nothing is cited and there’s a lot of spelling issues. Did you send me a rough draft by mistake? I don’t want to spend time marking this until I know it’s your final draft.” 

I swear I could hear his panicked screaming from my office. He shot me the final draft so fast my hair blew back.