“Heil Hydra,” the enemy agent shouts.
“Heil this, motherfucker,” says Captain America, shooting off a rocket.
Steve and Bucky find out Hollywood has been busy since they went away. A historical survey, including but not limited to: one set of exploded genitals, a brief interlude in France, Mel Gibson and other masterworks of casting, eight Academy awards, several dinosaurs, and something Tony Stark has ominously dubbed “the masterpiece.”
Steve Rogers at 100: Celebrating Captain America on Film
fic by alwaysalreadyangry, eleveninches, febricant, hellotailor, and morgan-leigh; art by neenya
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