Reblog with the punchline of your favorite joke

theladyscribe:

wanderingdame:

gooseweasel:

derinthemadscientist:

crazyjetty:

suddenlycomics:

chelsea-beleren-vess:

fickedup:

tibalt-the-fiend-blooded:

augur-of-colas:

commandtower-solring-go:

flavoracle:

No setup

No context

Just punchline

GO!

A man who stays up all night, wondering whether or not there is a dog

And it was FAN-TASTIC

Otherwise, its a chicken sedan.

And as he finally arrived to the last drink stand, he saw that there was in fact, no punch line here.

Ma’am, that’s your air freshener. 

No, because she’s DEAD.

You’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman

Autism causes vaccines.

Up his sleevies

Denim denim denim

If I wanted two, I’d have asked for two.

I can’t tell you that, you might steal my washing