the clouds went from orange to pink in like 5 minutes
Month: June 2016
“Heil Hydra,” the enemy agent shouts.
“Heil this, motherfucker,” says Captain America, shooting off a rocket.
Steve and Bucky find out Hollywood has been busy since they went away. A historical survey, including but not limited to: one set of exploded genitals, a brief interlude in France, Mel Gibson and other masterworks of casting, eight Academy awards, several dinosaurs, and something Tony Stark has ominously dubbed “the masterpiece.”
Steve Rogers at 100: Celebrating Captain America on Film
fic by alwaysalreadyangry, eleveninches, febricant, hellotailor, and morgan-leigh; art by neenya
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR GREATEST WORK
omg
WHAT A GOOD
i assume that, like, all of nyc is in on a conspiracy to hide the truth about blunt force head trauma from daredevil. like, to… protect his feelings??? the cops must be like “oh, yeah buddy, you really dinged those bad guys up! they’ll be feeling it for weeks! they’ll really think twice about Doing A Crime again.” when like, in reality, they are dead. they are dead people. they got busted in the head six times with a carbon fibre rod, and they died en route. i mean lets get real. daredevil showing up to the hospital with self-help books about starting over, “i’d like to drop these off for some of the bikers,” and the nurses all look at each other like, “uh… oh, honey, they were transferred to metro… north…. yeah, insurance thing. we’ll hold onto those for you.” they are all dead matt they’re dead. church is cool but maybe you should spend some more time on the Medical Side of wikipedia
Justin go back to your seat this is a nuclear summit not junior high study hall you can’t just sit with your crush there are assigned name tags and you are decidedly not Nigeria
Reblog with the punchline of your favorite joke
No setup
No context
Just punchline
GO!
A man who stays up all night, wondering whether or not there is a dog
And it was FAN-TASTIC
Otherwise, its a chicken sedan.
And as he finally arrived to the last drink stand, he saw that there was in fact, no punch line here.
Ma’am, that’s your air freshener.
No, because she’s DEAD.
You’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman
Autism causes vaccines.
Up his sleevies
Denim denim denim
If I wanted two, I’d have asked for two.
I can’t tell you that, you might steal my washing
