biteswhenprovoked:

cipheramnesia:

odos-bucket:

It’s like people forget that young Kirk walked around with a stack of books so tall his classmates couldn’t see his face over it, and young Picard got stabbed through the heart in a bar fight

Picard, talking about the history of the Federation: “Kirk? That nerd.

Saying young Picard got stabbed in bar fight doesn’t quite capture that Picard’s energy. He got stabbed in the heart in a barfight, and was laughing about it as he collapsed.

madlori:

haunted-hideaway:

oboe-youdidnt:

dubiousculturalartifact:

solitarelee:

captainsblogsupplemental:

I actually… love this

i once wrote an entire academic paper with the central thesis of ‘everyone is kind of a dick to Data and it honestly kinda reflect how people treat neurodiverse people, which is also why we neurodiverse people relate to him so hard’

the original post was missing a line, so here’s the full poem!!

His poetry is good. Fight me.

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS

“AN ODE TO SPOT” IS FREAKING GENIUS FIGHT ME