How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”
u wanna fucking go
here for this fight
How do you know a soprano is at your door?
She can’t find the key and doesn’t know where to come in
OOOOOOOO
How do you make a soprano’s eyes sparkle?
Shine a flashlight through her ears.
What’s the difference between a soprano and a piranha? The lipstick
Category: crosspostr
Reblog if you actually owned a walkman at some point in time
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First generation, baby.
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Started with the cassette and then a CD player.
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I had the cassette player and then I got a CD player AND THEN in September I went to Malaysia and got a SONY WALKMAN MP3 player
Which, admittedly, isn’t as good as my old Creative Zen mp3 player BUT THAT is slowly dying on me SO.
Reblog if you actually owned a walkman at some point in time
(via beggerprince72)
First generation, baby.
(via ameliacgormley)
Started with the cassette and then a CD player.
(via tiberiusmulder)
I had the cassette player and then I got a CD player AND THEN in September I went to Malaysia and got a SONY WALKMAN MP3 player
Which, admittedly, isn’t as good as my old Creative Zen mp3 player BUT THAT is slowly dying on me SO.
