lastvalyrian:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

patron saints are so funny, like some horrendous shit happens to them and the catholic church says “ok they’re the patron saint of soap now”

or it’s like “this dude is the patron saint for fluffy pets and sleeping in :)” and you look him up and it turns out he was pulled apart by horses running in different directions in 426 CE

magnetictapedatastorage:

The equivalent of Antarctic research stations but in fantasy worlds like for example there’s an evil terrible region of rotting and nightmares but like nine miles from the edge there’s a very ugly little building optimistically called Observation Center 1 and it’s full of normal humans just vibing. for like 90% of the year they can’t leave because that’s Death Fog Season but it balances out because they can study the ghost migrations and also hear the whalesong-like calls of The Unspeakable Ones asking you to come outside for a game of checkers but thankfully the checkers set is kept locked up to slow down anyone that gets tempted