- Draw a dick on his face in Sharpie
- Add his boss as a friend on Facebook
- Eat the last of his Nutella
- Text his ex with a “U up?” message
- Tell the IRS he owes back taxes
- Log in to gmail and change his password
every single one of these fits the rhythm of the song. i sang each one of them. 😀
my mom’s addition was always “hit him in the face with a vick’s inhaler”
I don’t know why this is so funny, but it is. Sing it. Go on. I’ll wait.
EAR-LAY IN THA MOOORNIN’!