date a girl who treats you the same way she treats books

I’ll critique you continuously and won’t be too bothered if I break your spine

I’ll bring you home and then never look at you again. Sometimes I might loan you out to desperate friends and while you’re gone I’ll think of opening you up but eventually I’ll forget you exist and you’ll belong to my friend now.

i’ll put you on a shelf with hundreds of others i’ve used and never revisted

Possibly carry you around a while for public fondling when bored. Use you thoroughly for a couple nights at most, then drop you off in my harem to exist only for my visual pleasure, never again to experience anything like the first time.

Please don’t date a girl who treats you like she treats books is the takeaway here, then.