half-girl, half-robot

fossilizedhearts:

“How come you two went your separate ways?” // “I’m a pain in the ass to work with. [Seriously.] I’m not a pain in the ass? … We had different career goals. Jerry wanted the fifth floor. [And you?] I was gunning for a basement office with no heat or windows.”

stud-yawgmoth:

nylonlion:

It’s dishonest work and it’s a lot. And nobody needs to do it

shitpostsorcerer:

midnightatwalmart:

wodneswynn:

kainoliero:

wodneswynn:

Concept: You walk outside one night and notice that there are two full moons. A few hours go by and they don’t seem to move.

You stare up at them.

They blink.

You blink back. It’s only polite to return the greeting of the Big Night Cat.

I meant for this to be all spooky and ominous, but fuck it, this is way better. I love the Big Night Cat. She is beautiful. I support her.

hand slipped so heres a gif

Reblog to respect the Big Night Cat

ash-tree-eyes:

Mina, writing to Lucy: I cannot wait to hear how Jonathan is doing on his travels! He must be having such a lovely time <3

Jonathan, in his diary: OH GOD OH FUCK HE CAN CLIMB WALLS LIKE A LIZARD NOW. I HAVE ONLY A CRUCIFIX FOR PROTECTION AND I AM GOING TO DIE TO A LIZARD MAN. THERE IS NO WAY OF ESCAPE SO I MAY AS WELL WRITE MY GOODBYES. FAREWELL MINA!!!

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

The traditional wall chart for Mum is ready

derinthescarletpescatarian:

hatters-workshop:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

I should probably clean this computer more often

The pop up mixed with all the labeled space objects make it look ominously like you’re deleting a galaxy or something

We don’t need them all

kaijuno:

Too many flowers to pollinate

modogoblin:

konoko:

oh world wide web we’re really in it now

inthefallofasparrow:

solongfranklloydwright:

solongfranklloydwright:

solongfranklloydwright:

the french beatles

jean, paul, george, et ringeaux

There he is.