Forget the hard sell, this is the hard smell – buy it if you think you’re tough enough. Bruce Willis launches his own fragrance today and it is said to be the “manliest scent in the world” by the company who make it. Well, what else would you expect from an action hero? Willis is the latest in a very long line of celebrities to create their own signature fragrance. The likes of Sarah Jessica Parker, P Diddy, Britney Spears, Katie Price and the Beckhams have made a fortune from them. Even Cliff Richard and Kiss have had a go.
Post-It notes and the end of written history
Post-It notes and the end of written history
In place of candid policy briefings, indiscreet notes and full and frank minutes, of the kind that have shed so much light on previous eras, they fear the official record of what is going on in government today will be a succession of bland statements of the obvious and uncontroversial.
The reason for this, they fear, is that ministers and officials are so worried about leaks to newspaper and premature disclosure through the Freedom of Information Act that they have simply stopped writing things down.
Wish I could just pack it all up and move to London.
I’m over LA.
Good call. Last night on my way home, I saw limbo dancing next to the statue of Eros in Picadilly Circus.
Can you imagine what it was like? Ten billion years providing a place for dead mortals to torture themselves? And like all masochists, they called the shots. ‘Burn me.’ ‘Freeze me.’ ‘Eat me.’ ‘Hurt me.’ And we did. Why do they blame me for all their little failings? They use my name as if I spent my entire day sitting on their shoulders, forcing them to commit acts they would otherwise find repulsive. ‘The Devil made me do it.’ I have never made any one of them do anything. Never. They live their own tiny lives. I do not live their lives for them.
Lucifer Morningstar, Lucifer (via demons)
I think I’ve said this before but, they’re adorable.
This episode makes me wish I was Dawn French.
RT @TheFagCasanova: Ideas for businesses: Aggresive Bakery home delivery service. Slogan: “We bring the PAIN”
Harry: I was just after some clarification re dates and kissing.
Geraldine: Ah, right. Well, um, I would say first date, definitely no.
Harry: Right
Geraldine: Second date, probably no. Third date, definitely yes…with tongues.
Harry: Excellent. Well, thanks for clearing that up.
was mentioned on radio yesterday, actually was on radio today, tomorrow time to take over the world.