“How come you two went your separate ways?” // “I’m a pain in the ass to work with. [Seriously.] I’m…

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“How come you two went your separate ways?” // “I’m a pain in the ass to work with. [Seriously.] I’m not a pain in the ass? … We had different career goals. Jerry wanted the fifth floor. [And you?] I was gunning for a basement office with no heat or windows.”