madsciences:

doom-exe:

madsciences:

onewingandabrokenhalo:

madsciences:

kilbaro:

JESUS?? 

JESUS????

i had no idea they were so frickin huge

I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them

Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?

Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens

Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.

So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish

yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable

a true inspiration

ranaraeuchle:

8foldhero:

queersamus:

ablogthingy:

aspieragus:

buzzfeedtasty:

An Intro To Indian Dishes, by BuzzFeed India

Food Network is shook!

Give this girl her own show!!!

“because mom said so” is literally how i learned to cook i’m screaming

“you don’t have that kind of time, and are secretly wishing for this emotional release” M O O D

This is the best cooking show that’s ever been made! And I relate to the “fuckit” style of cooking soooo hard!

kasaron:

trilllizard420:

chickenkeeping:

chickenkeeping:

bumbles such a goofy boy

hes a goof, but also a gentleman 

one of my favorite subgenres of animal behavior are the ones where the animal thinks of the humans living with them as a bigger, dumber, more incompetent form of the animal and the animal is always like “hey here’s some food please eat it” or when they bring in a present for you

Nice, glad he’s doing stuff.