Every x files episode is just *Mulder and Scully take turns staring at each other’s mouths* *Mulder and Scully argue about their theories while standing in the same square foot of space* *Mulder guides Scully into a house with his hand on her back* *Mulder and Scully interview the suspect while glancing at each other like high schoolers trying to ask each other to prom* *welp guess he got away!* *Mulder and scully write equally flowery reports about the nature of humanity*