copperbadge:

daisenseiben:

ethereal-insight:

tilthat:

TIL the Han Dynasty was founded by a sheriff who was transporting convicts when several escaped. Knowing the punishment for this was death, he freed the rest and organized many into a rebel band, eventually going on to help overthrow the ruling Qin Dynasty and install himself as Emperor.

via reddit.com

Talk about rolling with it

You ever fuck up so bad you overthrow a Chinese emperor?

I know what the Han Dynasty is, I swear, but I’m so used to seeing Star Wars content on my dash that until I hit “Qin Dynasty” I literally thought this was a Star Wars novel about the one time Han Solo took a job for the Empire and I was thinking 1) this is definitely something Han Solo would do and 2) I need to find the title of that novel so I can read it. 

corezi:

General Hux on the comm with resistance leaders: I live in fear that someone will kidnap our Supreme Leader Kylo Ren who lives on our biggest dreadnought, currently in the Crait System, keeps the ship unguarded, can’t miss it.

corezi:

General Hux on the comm with resistance leaders: I live in fear that someone will kidnap our Supreme Leader Kylo Ren who lives on our biggest dreadnought, currently in the Crait System, keeps the ship unguarded, can’t miss it.