This is by far the best piece of Star Wars literature ever made
Since everyone’s going crazy, the title of he book is
“Are You Scared, Darth Vader?” By Adam Rex
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
You have your moments. Not many of them, but you do have them.
hux: this is general hux of the first order we will wipe your FILTH from the galaxy
poe: look if you reach him, tell him leia has an urgent message for him…
poe: we’ve updated our privacy poli