sam: do you want to tell me about her?
old!steve: no, I don’t think I will
steve, taking off the photostatic mask: I’m just fucking with you! you really thought I wanted to go back to boiled potatoes and no internet?
bucky, in the background: steve u asshole you were supposed to wait and see how long it took for him to figure it out
Anthony Mackie & Chris Evans as Sam Wilson & Steve Rogers in
The Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
Sam Wilson, keeping the mcu real since 2014