Me going into 2017 like:

suchmichy-muchtrash:

I’m one with the force the force is with me I’m one with the force the force is with me I’m one with the force the force is with me I’m one with the force the force is with me I’m one with the force the force is with me I’m one with the force the force is with me I’m one with the force the force is with me I’m one with the force the force is with me I’m one with the force the force is with me

copperbadge:

erydumaenhir:

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

I named a file “challah challah get dollah” once.

Those were the best papers to get as a grad student. I had one where I actually emailed the student and was like “The ideas you’re throwing out there in this paper are great but nothing is cited and there’s a lot of spelling issues. Did you send me a rough draft by mistake? I don’t want to spend time marking this until I know it’s your final draft.” 

I swear I could hear his panicked screaming from my office. He shot me the final draft so fast my hair blew back. 

diegolunadaily:

I wanted to make my character more natural and realistic. Although people expect the tone of the film to be fantasy, it actually is quite the contrary. It’s an intimate story that feels real. I think of all the Star Wars films released so far, Rogue One is the most real one, which is about the people. The characters are very similar to us. They are heroes with no powers. What they have is a conviction and desire to change reality — Diego Luna discusses his role as Captain Cassian Andor.

wetwareproblem:

steelplatedhearts:

zoreta:

exeggutor:

We like to think the internet within the past half decade or so has honed shitposting down to a science but racing horse names have us beat by decades

This is a case of necessity is the mother of invention- for both race horses and purebred show animals, every.single.animal. needs to have a unique name for record keeping purposes.

Imagine trying to come up with a cool username if you aren’t allowed to add random numbers and underscores- only pronounceable words. Now imagine that this website has had tens of millions of users, and even after someone leaves the site their username can never be recycled.

WELCOME TO PEDIGREE SHITPOST BINGO

Pedigree Shitpost Bingo would make a great horse name

“Would make a great horse name” is the new “would make a great tumblr URL” is the new “would make a great band name.”

francescadarimini:

bluefall-returns:

beyoncepatronus:

do you think leia felt everyone on alderaan die but because she didn’t know she was force sensitive she thought it was all her own pain, do you think unknowingly force sensitive people all over the galaxy in the middle of sleeping or cooking dinner or kissing their children goodnight suddenly felt their hearts torn out and had no idea why

Well now I do.