Spider plant, spider plant
Does some things that spiders can’t.
Clones itself in a pot
Makes the air fresh when it’s not.
I’m… gonna steal this spider plant.
Spider plant, spider plant.
Friendly cubicle spider plant.
Kinda like Fieri’s hair
But takes formaldehyde from the air.
Look out, i stole a spider plant.
@scifigrl47 your thousands of spider plants need to see this.
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infinity war rewrite. opening scene. instead of monologuing about nonsense for five minutes (boring) and killing heimdall (unnecessary) thanos just grabs loki by the ankles and shakes him upside down until the tesseract falls out his pocket, but then thanos keeps shaking him and more and more entirely identical tesseracts just keep falling out of loki’s pockets and making a pile on the ground and this goes on until the point where it becomes comical
Loki survives by being disguised as one of the tesseract and Thanos has just been shaking his duplicate
Later after Thanos has put the space stone in the infinity gauntlet when he tries to snap it turns into Loki and he’s like “Blargh,” and stabs him
Some of you were never fortunate enough to receive the patronage and condescension of Lady Catherine de Bourgh and it shows
boromir’s exact intonation when he says “oh, they have a cave troll” rb if you agree
Richard Armitage as John Proctor in The Crucible at the Old Vic (2014, dir. Yaël Farber)
I have a lot of really funny friends in my life. I’m not one of the funny ones. I’m fun. But I’m not funny. And there’s a big difference. Anytime I hang out with a guy who is hilarious, I’m like, Man, I wish my brain worked the way his does.