twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens
how DARE you hide this comedy gold IN THE TAGS
Death Becomes Her (1992) dir. Robert Zemeckis
The way Legolas and Arwen approach falling in love with a mortal is really, really funny to me because
Arwen: I will give up my immortality, and my chance to see my mother and father again, because I would rather die with you than live forever after you’re gone.
Legolas, building a ship: Hey Gimli have you ever heard of this little thing called breaking and entering because we’re going to do it to heaven.
We all jump off the roof and fly. We kill our husbands, too.
Practical Magic (1998), dir. Griffin Dunne
I drew “it fucken WIMDY” fox
Two hour light difference
SPOOKY SEASON ☽ PRACTICAL MAGIC (1998) dir. Griffin Dunne
I got people telling me that you’re up here cooking up placenta bars, that you’re into devil worship… No. No, there’s no devil in the craft.
All dogs have a job.