Why don’t you leave them be? We’ll find you someone else to play with.
Some angry kittens to bless your dash 🌟
📷 by Miller Mobley for Men’s Journal
“you gave your girlfriend a tracking device?” but with wii music
THIS IS WHAT I AM ON TUMBLR FOR
Someone recommended this video to me in a spirk group chat and I’m losing my fucking mind
This is art and I thank you for your service, OP.
Eartha Kitt in Istanbul, 1949
replied to your photo “my mom thinks baking powder is called baking power but ultimately is…”
one (1) verdura
my mother: don’t go to the supermarket and buy random shit, just buy exactly what’s on the list
- an fruit (?)
- meat, maybe?
This is exactly what my mum’s lists are like, only she puts “vegetables (NOT BROCCOLI” because I LOVE BROCCOLI and it’s good for her and when I look at the veg in the shop, I see the salad and go “that’s not veg” and I see things like onions and peppers and that and go “those are lies” and then I see broccoli and 😀
Of course now that all of our grocery shopping is online, I whatsapp her from inside the house with a photo of her list going WHAT IS THIS??!?!?!??!?!?!
(Cannot whatsapp from the supermarket, do not have smartphone)