just misread ‘can’t stand minions’ as ‘can’t stand minoans’ and spent 5 minutes pondering how much of a grudge you could really have against the population of bronze age crete

Why Minoans are problematic:

– jumped over bulls = animal cruelty

– only used Linear A, which has never been deciphered, so basically very inaccessible and history’s tallest paywall

– spent all their time building palaces

– disappeared mysteriously, thus avoiding any accountability for the aforementioned

This post was made by a mycenaean apologist





TIL that the Hoover Dam is expected to be one of the last remaining visible structures from our species, and it contains a star map that if no other means were available, could be used to determine the exact date on which Hoover Dam was completed.

via reddit.com

we could’ve just chisled in the fuckin date on it it’s not some stone age creation

yhea because the squid people that inherit the earth will know when Christ was born

They 👏 Will 👏 Be 👏 Catholic


And so life in the Shire goes on, very much as it has this past age. Full of its own comings and goings with change coming slowly, if it comes at all. For things are made to endure in the Shire, passing from one generation to the next. There’s always been a Baggins living here under the Hill, in Bag End. And there always will be.

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) dir. Peter Jackson