syrupmancer:

thyrell:

theloa:

lucentgallivanter:

benfoldsone:

this is some horror movie shit

#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos

Examining the other evidence, we find:

  • Feeds other people his own blood
  • An affinity for crucifixes
  • Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it

Shows up uninvited in people’s houses
Can’t turn into a bat

ok now i dont wanna be that guy but i feel like crucifixes were like, still pretty harmful to jesus actually

he reclaimed them

hymnsofheresy:

hymnsofheresy:

Jesus is the definition of Chaotic Good and you can fight me on this

I mean: