men are like “you think you’re better than me” meanwhile i’m literally not thinking about them at all, much less in relation to MYSELF

men are like “you think you’re better than me” no dude, YOU think i’m better than you, i had barely even noticed you exist




One time Henry VIII had a book when he was little and he wrote in really massive writing on the first page “this boke is myne” and I just find it so funny because that’s such a child Henry VIII thing to do

i had to look this up and

Thys Boke is Myne Prynce Henry

my name is hal,
and i am eight,
i like to rede
and stay up layte,
i take my pen
these wyrds i signe-
prynce i am.
thys boke is myne.