lovecraft-on-the-prairie:

greenbaconsmoothie:

uberfluss:

uberfluss:

I went to a clown hatchery in Madison today and oh my FUCKING god there must’ve been at least 10000 clowns there. it was incredible

the breeder told me he’s been operational for 8 years now and djfjhd the new morphs he’s working with are amazing with the regular white orange and snowflakes he’s working with something that gives. them a blue tone they’re gorgeous

I read this like 10 times before I realized you were probably talking about fish

clown hatchery

copperbadge:

thebibliosphere:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

saw a post where someone was complaining that I’m only posting about certain things bc it’s a trend for “big” blogs to talk about them now and every time i see that sorta thing i’m mystified that anyone can’t comprehend that 99% of my blog is the crumbs of ideas falling of the table of my brain during a manic episode and floating to the surface where I then skim them up with an old colander and try to pass them off as coherent thoughts.

Did you not get CC’d in the email? We’re all posting about antelope this month

You say that like I’ve been able to check my email since 2016.

The fact that it’s specifically the two of you talking about this is somehow the funniest part.