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i didn’t realize how much i needed this article until i read it
I was prepared to ask “Have none of you ever seen a clown car being loaded?” and share a video of how they do it, because it’s quite impressive. But then I went to youtube and couldn’t find any videos of it.
There are plenty of videos of the result, and plenty of videos of some real amateur hour clowns faking it, but I couldn’t find any footage of a professional clown car being stuffed. And I had to sit back and take a long, hard look at my life, because I have seen multiple videos of clown cars being stuffed, and I wasn’t sure for a moment where I’d seen them.
But then I remembered I went to circus camp for three years running as a young teen, and I’m pretty sure the clowning class had video demonstrations because we weren’t allowed, as vulnerable adolescents, to actually stuff a car ourselves.
The videos exist, you guys. I just can’t prove it. The clowns will have their secrets.
actually it is genuinely funny to assume that john has really just bamboozled the world’s greatest detective into think he actually knows things, because magic is so far out of bruce’s wheelhouse that he genuinely can’t tell john’s full of shit
batman, entirely serious: this is a very dangerous situation, are you going to draw a mystic fuck off circle now?
zatanna, exhausted by the realization that all bruce knows about magic he’s learned from john constantine:….a what now?
Y’all wanna see a weird cucumber illuminati cup I found at the thrift shop?
Cucumber illuminati cup
Knowledge is knowing that this was a promotional cup that accompanied an unusual cucumber-and-rose flavored gin.
Wisdom is knowing that explains nothing.
mods are asleep…post your
Finished another page in the sticker book https://instagr.am/p/B-4gKjIH8Ta/