Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven’t told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn’t know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.
Keanu Reeves and River Phoenix
Photo by Bruce Weber
The only thing Lwaxana Troi is missing is a tiny shaking dog that she keeps in a purse and carries everywhere
Don’t leave this in the tags
Don’t do that to Mr. Homm, he’s too tired for that.
Honestly though of ALL the fandoms I am in, it is profoundly unreal to me that the one getting new Content™ in this the year of our lord 2021 is the fucking Silmarillion. This is certainly one of the most timelines that exists
andy, through the earpiece, obnoxiously slurping a baja blast: ask him about the machete
nile: machete??!
nicky: hm? oh yeah here you go 🙂
sick of hearing about “healing crystals” that “cleanse your mind and body of negative energy” i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad
everyone suggesting uranium isn’t wrong but anyone who said “literally any rock if you’re willing to resort to violence” are the only people who can get on my level. you’re hired.
caincore
okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can’t keep up anymore
oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.
a defining moment in British television history.
#i have thought about this scene regularly for like twelve years #my last two brain cells are george sobbing into a pillow and mitchell screaming with his yellow gloves on (trillgutterbug)