ladyscnsa:

bowlingshirtbellas:

follow-ur-heart-till-it-bleeds:

honestly if a vampire ever “sparkled” in public no ones going to think they’re not human. they’re just gonna be like “damn that’s a lot of body glitter. man look at you being you, right on. you do you boo, freedom of expression.”

Vampires can go out in the sun now thanks to fenty body lava

Rihanna said Vampire Rights

langernameohnebedeutung:

It’s filmed sitcom style and the main focus is all the Peter Parkers hiding that they are Spider-Man from the other tenants

carbonatedjuiceman:

They’re all consistently confused when the news reports on one of the other spider-men saving people at times and places they KNOW they weren’t there for but rationalize it away like “I dunno, I mean… Maybe I just forgot…? It’s been busy today I might have like… Hm… I…. ”

unibrokesity:

they still can’t afford rent

ra-on-duty:

Spiderman: Into the Spider-Flat

thisbibliomaniac:

There’s no explanation. No questioning why four guys with the same name live together. They just do.

They all, however, think there is only one Spiderman.

thisbibliomaniac:

Another proposal: four Peter Parkers living in an apartment New Girl style. Starring Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, Jake Johnson, and Tom Holland.

mothermayhem:

protestants: god is not an absent father! talk to god like a friend! god is always with you! bring your problems to god, no matter how small! it’s not at all weird to call god “daddy!”

catholics: god is far too important to give a fuck about your lost keys or your algebra exam. please address your petty concerns to one of god’s ten thousand holy secretaries. if it’s really important, consider asking his mom.