Category: crosspostr

fiddleabout:

winterswake:

Carrie Fisher as Leia Organa & Harrison Ford as Han Solo
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: BEHIND THE SCENES

#guhhh he’s going run right into her with all of his 6-feet and she’ll ricochet off and land a mile away#so he literally picks her entire frame up and takes the momentum#think fast! YEET THE PRINCESS gently three feet backwards#lol her legs are so far off the ground and she hits it running and keeps going arms flailing mid-rant#doesn’t miss a beat – she cannot be stopped!

feanoriel:

any single high fantasy ever: elves are pretty, slender twinks who pass most of their time doing very ethereal and magic stuff, they only eat vegetables and they’re light creatures who despise darkness uwu

J.R.R. Tolkien: there are elves who are taller than two meters unironically. Their eyes shine of a terrible divine flame that makes them look like gods of war. They started civil wars for jewels. They can literally fight fire demons like it’s not a big deal and wrestle with werewolves with their bare hands. Fuck you. 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I MEAN, SURE, HE WAS OPENLY EXPRESSING AN INTEREST IN FORMING A ROMANTIC CONNECTION,  WHICH I CLEARLY YEARN FOR, BUT HOW COULD I POSSIBLY DATE SOMEONE WITH SUCH TERRIBLE TASTE? ANYONE WHO LIKES ME IS DEFINITELY NOT MY TYPE.