Category: crosspostr
cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime
TIL The chances of us eating even one spider in our sleep throughout our lifetime is close to 0%
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did something happen to Spiders Georg
R.I.P. Spiders George 2013-2017
He was an outlier. But he counted.
jurassic park but it’s tiny elephants and nothing goes wrong 🥺
same score but played entirely on kazoos
modern au idea din djarin as the guy on craigslist who will assemble your ikea furniture for you for 50 bucks
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69 cities in the united kingdom and forty seven thousand pubs
england is smaller than my state and has like almost as many bars as the entire US combined. like it’s just 10,000 short of catching up to the US, a country with almost 5 times its population
going to one pub every single day it would take you 130 years to go to every pub in britain
I’ve plugged our route into Google, who’s with me
The more I learn about Britain’s alcohol culture the more scared I become.
it is with a heavy heart that i must tell you this is exactly what it’s like
Some day I want to see a show that does the “no filler episodes” thing from the opposite direction. Just a whole season worth of low-stakes character pieces that seem to move the overall story absolutely nowhere, then episode 26 pulls all the triggers at once and this massive Rube Goldberg machine of a plot the show’s been quietly setting up in the background the whole time hits you like a truck.
can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??
a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.
no come back ma’am
*under my breath* underwater girlfriend
underwater wife
Underwater love of my underwater life
Underwater girlfriend, underwater wife
underwater love of my underwater life
she creeps in the deep with an underwater knife
she’s a smooth-skinned terror causing underwater strifeShe’s had underwater strife in her underwater life
So I serenade her with my Mariana fife
She drags me down to live an underwater life
Underwater girlfriend, underwater wife