Like this post if you’ve ever accidentally tripped and crashed into the Forbidden Greenhouse inside the Punishment Zone and were promptly arrested by two shapely twinks dressed in linen thongs and harnesses who immediately gave you the Death Penalty
I am the only person on this planet who can legitimately like this post. All you fakers GTFO.
Author: Rachel
Turns out my gloves glow in the dark, which was exciting to…
Turns out my gloves glow in the dark, which was exciting to discover wandering about the house at 2am
Soft Power
Soft Power
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I had a powerful urge come upon me and I was helpless against it.
I had a powerful urge come upon me and I was helpless against it.
It’s a beautiful day in the Senate and you are Brutus
It’s a beautiful day in the Senate and you are Brutus
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by Marat Akhmetvaleev
reblog if you agree
the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire
- icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down
- cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)
feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated
Promethean task: opposite of a Cassandraean task. You have the right information, and SOMEONE has to share it. But it’s all in the delivery and if you’re the person to identify the problem you WILL be hated forever.
Oedipal Task: (1) Attempting to avoid an unspeakably awful outcome and in doing so creating the circumstances that will bring it about.
(2) Trying to solve an problem and discovering that you are in fact the problem you are trying to solve.Odyssean task: you’ll complete it but it’ll take 20 times longer than it should and involve multiple side quests and mini-adventures
Pandorean task: some people fucked around and now it’s your job to make sure they find out
Orphesian Task: a task that seems simple but is designed to be impossible for the one tasked with it
Dionysian Task: the plot of any stoner movie about trying to piece together what happened last night
im the prettiest canary in this mine
im the prettiest canary in this mine
what the fuck is that smell
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