someone in 2015: hey, what are the two LEAST SEXY things that you can possibly think of ??
me in 2015: that’s a weird question but it would probably be archie comics and the pope
the spectral wraith of irony, cackling: hoo heuh heu hah
of all the excuses bruce wayne has ever made for why he has to leave right now immediately this is the best one
Bucky [voiceover]: Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out. I can’t remember a thing. It wasn’t until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead.