Bones: Listen here you son of a bitch.
Spock, trying to contain his emotions: My mother was, in fact, an immensely kind and well liked woman.
Bones: I meant your father?
Spock: …
Spock: Continue
Tag: q
Sometimes fanfiction is a love letter to the original canon, sometimes it’s just that one telegram that says “Fuck you. Strongly worded letter to follow”.
And sometimes it’s 95 things that canon did wrong, nailed to a door.
martin luther was onto something
“95 Things The Catholic Church Got Wrong And The One Thing It Got Right”
54 chapters, 423k words, slow burn
I’m not so sure I believe in beginnings and endings. There are days that define your story beyond your life. Like the day they arrived.
ARRIVAL (2016) dir. Denis Villeneuve
if you could see your whole life laid out in front of you, would you change things?
arrival (2016), dir. denis villeneuve
Memory is a strange thing. It doesn’t work like I thought it did. We are so bound by time, by its order… But now I’m not so sure I believe in beginnings and endings.
Arrival (2016) dir. Denis Villeneuve
This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable
In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”
Okay but please watch the whole video. It’s just over a minute.
1. Robin Williams making off-the-cuff jokes that are definitely not Sesame Street appropriate.
2. The slow zoom in on Elmo’s face at the end.
3. Robin Williams
EMMA WOODHOUSE AND GEORGE KNIGHTLEY
I’m sorry but this is just so funny.
I have not seen Fleabag, but I am aware of some sort of hot priest phenomenon and let me tell you, the weird conflict you get when you meet an actual hot priest who’s has like love of God and his parish just BEAMING OUT OF HIM ALL OVER and you’ll like, this is AMAZING HE’S GOING TO HELP SO MANY PEOPLE but also, he’s cute and like dating is out of the question.
“What is this stuff?” (via chippie_gummy)
That bewildered expression
STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.
I just sat here and waited for a pixel penguin to waddle across my screen, AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN