petermaximoff:

coffeebisexual:

marvel documentary series → [1/?] steve rogers {insp.}

          stay who you are. not a perfect soldier, but a good man. 

#YOOOOOO!!!! #IMAGINE THIS BEING A REAL THING IN THE MCU #AND THEY ACTUALLY PORTRAY STEVES LIFE PRETTY ACCURATELY #AND PEGGY IS FINALLY PORTRAYED AS THE BADASS SHE WAS ALL ALONG #/BC YOU KNOW THERES SOME ASSHOLES OUT THERE WHO STILL PROBABLY HAVE THE NOTION THAT SHE ONLY GOT WHERE SHE DID BC SHE WAS ‘CAPS GIRL’/ #IMAGINE SAM STEVE AND BUCKY WATCHING THIS TOGETHER #SAMS LIKE GET OUT YOU WERE NEVER /THAT/ SMALL STEVE #BUCKYS LIKE IM PRETTY SURE HE WAS EVEN TINIER???? THIS LOOKS LIKE A NORMAL SIZED HUMAN #SAM IS BAFFLED #STEVES LIKE CAN YOU GUYS SHUT UP #I AM TRYING TO WATCH #BUCKY TRIES TO CALL HBO WITH HIS COMPLAINTS ABOUT SUPER MINOR DETAILS LIKE THATS NOT THE STREET WE WERE ON #WE WERE TWO BLOCKS OVER #PLEASE DO YOUR RESEARCH #THE LEVEL OF UNPROFESSIONALISM IS FAR TOO MUCH #SAM JOKINGLY STARTS ACTING LIKE STEVE IS STILL PRE SERUM STEVE #’DO YOU NEED HELP OPENING THAT WATER BOTTLE?’ #WHILE STEVE IS SITTING THERE WITH HIS MUSCLES ABOUT TO POP OUT OF HIS SHIRT (x

zwynn:

sabrecmc:

These scenes…I really wish they’d been left in.  You truly get the sense of how displaced Steve feels by what has happened to him. 

His hands on the train, his body language, he looks so alone and lost. These scenes never should have been cut.   This is the first we’re really seeing him out of the ice; they’re necessary to his character development.  It also serves as a far better introduction to Steve Rogers than just the punching bag scene since much of the audience hadn’t seen CA: TFA. 

awkwardnormalcy:

spitandvinegar:

Ok so we all know that the answer to “Where did Captain America learn to
steal a car?” is “Nazi Germany” but I think the more pressing question
here is when the fuck did this complete maniac get a driver’s license

Because ok, Mighty Mouse 1.0 is too poor to own a car, too short to
reach the pedals, has vision problems, and is a goddamn New Yorker in the motherfucking 1930s, why on earth would he ever have learned to drive?

So this little bastard can’t even tell the gas from the brakes, he gets
all beefified, he goes on tour with the USO. Unless one of the showgirls
coached him through stalling out a car all over some Hollywood back
lot, he still can’t drive. He goes to Europe. At some point, some genius
looks at him and thinks “this strapping specimen of American hunkhood
obviously knows his way around a vehicle, let’s give him a motorcycle,”
and Steve “no parachute” Rogers is like “how hard could this be?” and
promptly wraps himself around approximately eight trees at the same time.

So then he’s kickin’ ass, fightin’ Hydra, and it’s just months of Bucky being like
“give me the goddamn keys, Steven,” and Dum Dum and Morita endlessly
encouraging his fucking insane Fury Road bullshit, like the Howling Commandos just use “grenade” as code for “Rogers” when they’re reporting
why yet another truck has been destroyed beyond recognition. Yes, sir, another grenade, I agree, sir, it’s very odd that we keep losing vehicles in the same way, that’s the third this month alone

So then he’s in the future and SHIELD is sorting his shit out, and
they’re not going to force Captain goddamn America to wait in line at
the DMV
, they’re all in complete awe in him and they’ve seen the old
reels of him on his bike, so when they issue him his driver’s license without any type of road test
they go ahead and give him a motorcycle license too

and steve is like …neat.

Ok so then Bucky is back, shit is settled down, everyone’s heading
somewhere and Steve gets in the driver’s seat and Buck’s like WHOA WHOA
WHOA are you people out of your goddamn minds?! Why is Steve driving, is
this some kind of mission, are we heading into a combat zone, is the
plan for the vehicle to get blown up
?? GIVE ME THE GODDAMN KEYS STEVEN

And Sam is all “what are you talking about, Steve’s a great driver, I saw him jump his bike over a car once”

And Buck is all “yes but have you seen him use a turn signal?”

And Steve’s like, “Listen, we never needed to ‘signal’ our ‘turns’ in Nazi Germany.”

And after that Bucky always drives.

Fin.

Head canon accepted! This is amazing.

therobotmonster:

bedlamsbox:

therothwoman:

pitcherplant:

scififreak35:

pitcherplant:

Are we ever aware of what’s in this tactical belt? Tic tacs? Condoms? Bandaids?

Hair gel. Voter registration forms. 

VOTER REGISTRATION FORMS IT IS

omg

idiopathicsmile soemily

“OK, we are in… Maryland. Third from the left, here you go, take one, pass it down. Remember, you have to get involved with the political process for Democracy to work.“

“Um… shouldn’t you be dealing with the Wrecking Crew? They’re like, right there.”

“Eh, Bruce’s got this.”

<Smashing Sounds>

“HULK SAY STAY IN SCHOOL!”

therobotmonster:

bedlamsbox:

therothwoman:

pitcherplant:

scififreak35:

pitcherplant:

Are we ever aware of what’s in this tactical belt? Tic tacs? Condoms? Bandaids?

Hair gel. Voter registration forms. 

VOTER REGISTRATION FORMS IT IS

omg

idiopathicsmile soemily

“OK, we are in… Maryland. Third from the left, here you go, take one, pass it down. Remember, you have to get involved with the political process for Democracy to work.“

“Um… shouldn’t you be dealing with the Wrecking Crew? They’re like, right there.”

“Eh, Bruce’s got this.”

<Smashing Sounds>

“HULK SAY STAY IN SCHOOL!”

therobotmonster:

bedlamsbox:

therothwoman:

pitcherplant:

scififreak35:

pitcherplant:

Are we ever aware of what’s in this tactical belt? Tic tacs? Condoms? Bandaids?

Hair gel. Voter registration forms. 

VOTER REGISTRATION FORMS IT IS

omg

idiopathicsmile soemily

“OK, we are in… Maryland. Third from the left, here you go, take one, pass it down. Remember, you have to get involved with the political process for Democracy to work.“

“Um… shouldn’t you be dealing with the Wrecking Crew? They’re like, right there.”

“Eh, Bruce’s got this.”

<Smashing Sounds>

“HULK SAY STAY IN SCHOOL!”

therobotmonster:

bedlamsbox:

therothwoman:

pitcherplant:

scififreak35:

pitcherplant:

Are we ever aware of what’s in this tactical belt? Tic tacs? Condoms? Bandaids?

Hair gel. Voter registration forms. 

VOTER REGISTRATION FORMS IT IS

omg

idiopathicsmile soemily

“OK, we are in… Maryland. Third from the left, here you go, take one, pass it down. Remember, you have to get involved with the political process for Democracy to work.“

“Um… shouldn’t you be dealing with the Wrecking Crew? They’re like, right there.”

“Eh, Bruce’s got this.”

<Smashing Sounds>

“HULK SAY STAY IN SCHOOL!”

therobotmonster:

bedlamsbox:

therothwoman:

pitcherplant:

scififreak35:

pitcherplant:

Are we ever aware of what’s in this tactical belt? Tic tacs? Condoms? Bandaids?

Hair gel. Voter registration forms. 

VOTER REGISTRATION FORMS IT IS

omg

idiopathicsmile soemily

“OK, we are in… Maryland. Third from the left, here you go, take one, pass it down. Remember, you have to get involved with the political process for Democracy to work.“

“Um… shouldn’t you be dealing with the Wrecking Crew? They’re like, right there.”

“Eh, Bruce’s got this.”

<Smashing Sounds>

“HULK SAY STAY IN SCHOOL!”