Category: crosspostr
andy, through the earpiece, obnoxiously slurping a baja blast: ask him about the machete
nile: machete??!
nicky: hm? oh yeah here you go 🙂
sick of hearing about “healing crystals” that “cleanse your mind and body of negative energy” i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad
everyone suggesting uranium isn’t wrong but anyone who said “literally any rock if you’re willing to resort to violence” are the only people who can get on my level. you’re hired.
caincore
okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can’t keep up anymore
oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.
a defining moment in British television history.
#i have thought about this scene regularly for like twelve years #my last two brain cells are george sobbing into a pillow and mitchell screaming with his yellow gloves on (trillgutterbug)
my fate will be no different to that of our people
cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime