pyrrhiccomedy:those posts always go around that are like “if you’re on Tumblr and you’re over 25…

pyrrhiccomedy:

those posts always go around that are like “if you’re on Tumblr and you’re over 25 blah blah blah” but honestly if you’re on Tumblr and you’re under 25, I don’t know how the fuck you found this place. like I came here when it was actually kind of cool and then just never left because all my stuff was here. what’s your excuse

thegoodlannister:

thegoodlannister:

the year is 2012.

I have two tabs open. one is tumblr. I am 160 posts back on my dashboard – I have made it back to the place I left off the night before.

satisfied, I open the second tab to pull up a post-avengers fanfic. everyone lives together in stark tower – each of them has their own floor. for no explained reason, loki shares thor’s. no one questions that he has not been arrested. the team has friday evening movie nights. at breakfast, thor eats all of tony’s pop tarts.

I am content.

to all the people saying this was an embarrassing time: I am 34 full years old and reading/writing these fics brought me so much joy and rereading them still does. embarrassment is a construct, cringe culture is dead, and the found family trope saves lives.

shutup-rachel:

Seeing a lot of people not from the uk not understanding who Larry the Cat is and his role in UK politics

Larry the Cat is no. 10’s official mouser. He lives at No. 10 and catches mice. He has held this position for over a decade

When shit is going down and all the news crews are hanging outside no. 10 waiting for something to happen he’s usually also hanging around outside so when there’s not much visual happening but they don’t want to cut away from the outside of No. 10 we all just watch Larry

He is often seen standing by the door waiting to be let in

He is the most competent person at No. 10

“most competent person at No. 10” really says something because they had to get another cat in on job share to do the actual mousing.

aromanticgoldfish-deactivated237:autisticexpression:aerylon:sighinastorm: daco-broman: tilthat: TI…

aromanticgoldfish-deactivated237:

autisticexpression:

aerylon:

sighinastorm:

daco-broman:

tilthat:

TIL Filipino officials stopped illegal fishing techniques using dynamite by placing underwater statues of Jesus and the Virgin Mary which no one would dare damage.

via reddit.com

we turned the fish Catholic

THEY’RE TURNING THE FRIGGING FISH CATHOLIC!

on the plus side, being that the fish are now catholic, they can no longer use birth control which will be a boon to populations that have been over-fished to the breaking point.  

the down side, is that they now eat humans on fridays.

Depending on the species of fish, they might have already been doing that

Hey what was against tumblr community guidelines in the turning of the fish Catholic