So I am just going to echo my sentiments from before: We’ve seen a t-shirt, a mug and a BATHROBE for crying out loud. How much of his own merch does Clint wear? I have theorised that it shows up (because he’s licensed, and so he gets boxes of samples and such) and if it fits (or he can put coffee in it) he wears it (or drinks coffee out of it, or on infamous occasion utters the words ‘Would it be better or worse if it had Captain American on it instead of, erm, me? I mean you tell me, I don’t know how it got in my wallet but I have a really fucking good idea and I am going to kill her….’)
Having said that I have to give mad props to madmaudlingoes for this really epic hilarious take on events.