chrissihr:

diaryofafig:

I hate everyone being like “I can’t believe how unhygienic we used to live Im never going back even after covid bla bla” ok I’m literally going to lick the floor at the grocery store

Back in 2009, after we’d recovered from H1N1, the husband person and I used to joke about how it made us feel invincibile, like we could go kick dooorknobs at the airport.

Swine flu only made me really want to eat pork when my appetite came back