Aries: It is critical that you understand the interworkings of chickens.
Taurus: The truly holy is never decadent. Take that big hammer of yours and smite poverty.
Gemini: The cats are not your allies per se, but they do find your quest amusing and wont not help you.
Cancer: You have not yet recognized the patterns underlying the abstract art in your room. It will tell you where the treasure is.
Leo: The glasses will do more than correct your vision. They will also correct your spine, joints, digestion, cognition, and skin.
Virgo: You need a better bag. We should all have a bag of cool and useful shit to carry places.
Libra: Peace can whisk you away for a weekend at the most unexpected times. Have hot chocolate and sweatpants at the ready.
Scorpio: When in doubt, roll with it. When not in doubt, overthrow it.
Ophiuchus: Explain things to people who are worth your time. Dont worry about the rest. Most of the time you’re just giving people a better reason to disprove of you.
Sagittarius: Who knew hell was so small? It can fit in a handbasket!
Capricorn: Three messages stacked on top of each other.
Aquarius: The steps are easy the journey is hard. Watch for bear traps.
Pisces: Your defenses are too strong.
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