Last one for the night:

Are communion wafers the same as flaming hot corn chips to demons?

Aziraphale: My dear what the fuck

Crowley eating communion wafers causing literal sparks in his mouth: I just like how it makes my mouth tingle

Depends on what denomination the communion wafers are.

Catholic: instant death

Lutheran: ghost pepper flavored crisp

Presbyterian: Takis

Baptist: slightly salty cracker