catholics: being horny is a sin

also catholics: *commissioned multiple paintings of half or entirely naked men often with their whole ass out throughout the 16th century*

catholic priest: idk i just think you’ve made this lucifer figure a bit too sexy is all

sculptor: *sweating* that’s because lust is a sin holy father

priest: oh that’s genius actually. can i hire you to paint the church cieling too.

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