the recent New Yorker video on “why millennial own so many plants” used the term “plantfluencer” within the first 5 seconds and I have not known peace since that day

this is the reason I hope tumblr continues to exist for a long damn time because no one, not even the most successful and cool popular blogs can ever reach “influencer” status on this blue hell. which is possibly why it will go under but listen, I will cling to this seeming last vestige of enthusiastic hobbyists and goofy storytellers and queer scientists and feral activists and wholesome knowledge seekers untainted by promotional materialism until my dying BREATH

“influencer” is just another word for someone who still fears death.

*at best* popular tumblrites can become cryptids.

If I’m going to die on a hill it will be this one