peter p: but mr america sir, aren’t you technically only 33? are you sure you qualify for this?

steve, taking a senior citizen parking spot and claiming his 15th senior discount of the day: shut your mouth you’re like 5

broke – the team mocking steve for being ‘old’

woke – steve trying to get into a zoo for free because “fuck it i was born in 1918 I deserve the fucking seniors discount”