Jesus said good morning kings let’s get this bread

This bitch in da grave


is everyone else ready for Yeaster this year

I can’t breathe

I work for a Jewish organisation and like today our office is being deep-cleaned ahead of Passover when the little communal kitchen is going to be basically crime-scene taped off next week and we’re not to bring outside food in and there’s going to be matzo lasagne on the menu there and I’m sitting here, having been at the start of the Easter Triduum at church last night, waiting to go to church for the Good Friday stuff and all I can think is:

Jesus is not kosher for Passover