I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.
Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.
Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.
And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.
listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it
this image sent me into a uncontrollable laughing it was so painful I couldn’t breath
Aged like a fine wine tbh
Oh yes I remember this fondly
this meme is so vintage and pure that seeing it again only puts a smile upon my face
Don’t trust anyone.
Mulder: Scully, that is the second time that you’ve approached a dangerous suspect without backup. What’s going on?
Scully: Thought you’d want some more quality time with your lizard man.
When you’re born a light is switched on, a light which shines up through your life. As you get older the light still reaches you, sparkling as it comes up through your memories. And if you’re lucky as you travel forward through time, you’ll bring the whole of yourself along with you, gathering your skirts and leaving nothing behind, nothing to obscure the light. But if a Bad Thing happens part of you is seared into place, and trapped for ever at that time. The rest of you moves onward, dealing with all the todays and tomorrows, but something, some part of you, is left behind. That part blocks the light, colours the rest of your life, but worse than that, it’s alive. Trapped for ever at that moment, and alone in the dark, that part of you is still alive.
Michael Marshall Smith, Only Forward
Sometimes it’s okay to give yourself a pat on the back and say, ‘That was cool. That made me feel good.’